PEACE, EMBRACE YOUR CONFUSION, LET THERE BE PEACE IN NOT KNOWING ALL THE ANSWERS.

BUSY DAY TODAY....NOTHING UNUSUAL FOR ME THESE DAYS.
AS I WAS RUNNING ROUND THE HOUSE GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL...WORK ETC......I WAS LISTENING TO SOMEONE TELL THEIR MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT. THIS GUY WENT ON HOLIDAY, HIS GIRL HAD TO STAY BACK DUE TO WORK COMMITTMENTS, SO HE DECIDED TO BRING BACK SOME PRESENTS FOR HER, ONE OF WHICH WAS "PERSONAL". HE WENT TO BOARD THE PLANE REALISING THAT THESE DAYS EVERYTHING IS X-RAY'D....IN PANIC, HE DROPPED THE "PERSONAL" PRESSIE INTO A NEAR BY BIN. A FEW MINS LATER HE WAS IN AWE OF THE BIN VIBRATING AND A LARGE NUMBER OF FEDS AND SECURITY PERSONNEL AND MEMBERS OF THE BOMB SQUAD ARRIVED AND GATHERED AROUND THE BIN!!!!! HE DID OWN UP TO THE DEVICE.......BUT WHAT A STORY!!!

PICKED UP "A" FROM SCHOOL THIS ARVO, WE DISCUSSED HER DAY, AND SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD FOUND THESE FANTASTIC SMELLING THINGS MUM SO I BOUGHT THEM HOME. HMMM.......A MILLION IDEAS RACED ROUND MY HEAD. WE GOT HOME AND DID THE RITUAL...."MUM, CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT"? "MUM CAN I AVE SOMETHING TO DRINK"? "A" TAKEN CARE OF I WENT TO GET THE LUNCHBOX OUT OF HER BAG. I WAS MET BY PAGES AND PAGES AND I MEAN PAGES OF OLD AVON CATALOGUES........WITH "SMELLY PERFUME RUB PATCHES"....lol..............NEEDLESS TO SAY, THEY NOW LIVE IN HER SCHOOL BAG..........NO WAY WILL THEY SEE HER BEDROOM!!!!

ARE YOU SICK OF THESE POLITICAL ADS ADORNING OUR SCREENS? THE AD I HATE THE MOST IS THE ONE BY THE PRIVATE BUSINESS GUY........."EAST TIMOR"...............OMG....IF THIS GUY DONATED ALL THE MONEY HE SPENT ON ADVERTISING, EAST TIMOR WOULD HAVE A NEW SCHOOL AND HOSPITAL BY NOW.

WELL, HOW TIMELY IS IT I AM FACED WITH A COMPUTER CRIME PAPER TOWRITE, WHEN ALL THESE POROGRAPHY CHARGES HAVE COME ABOUT. FINALLY THE STATES HAVE DECIDED TO DOUBLE THE MINIMUM SENTENCES..........THE MESSAGE IS FINALLY GETTING THROUGH.

DID YOU KNOW THAT HERE IN AUSTRALIA WE HAVE THE HIGHEST RATE FOR SOFTWARE PIRACY THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY.