TIME, SCHEDULE A SACRED DATE WITH YOURSELF, YOU DESERVE TIME FOR YOUR LIFE.

oK PEOPLE IMAGINE............YOUR DAUGHTER IS ALL EXCITED ABOUT GOING ON A DATE WITH A GUY SHE MET. HE IS 19 AND YOUR DAUGHTER 17. THEY ARE GOING OFF TO THE MOVIES AND FOR A FEED AFTERWARDS.
THE DOORBELL GOES AND ALTHOUGH SHE CRINGES AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU OPENING THE DOOR, AS A CAUTIOUS DAD YOU DO. YOUR JAW DROPS TO THE FLOOR UPON GAZING OUT OF THE DOOR.............THE CAR!!!! YES THE CAR!!!!
THE CAR....AND I USE THE WORD LOOSELY........USED TO PICK MY FRIENDS DAUGHTER UP IN WAS AN OLD FORD LASER.
LET ME DESCRIBE IT TO YOU...........IT WAS HANDPAINTED...I MEAN BY HAND TOO WITH A PAINT BRUSH, A VERY LIGHT MATT YELLOW, WITH BLACK PAINTED STRIPS DOWN THE SIDE. ON THE PASSENGER SIDE IT HAD NO WINDOWS........WHITE CARDBOARD LATTICE WAS PUT THERE INSTEAD. ALL 4 TYRES WERE BALD, NO WINDSCREEN, THE 2 FRONT PANELS OF THE CAR WERE GONE, ONE DOOR AT THE BACK WAS GONE BUT BLACK PLASTIC TOOK ITS PLACE, IT WASN'T REGISTERED, THE BOY DID NOT HAVE A LICSENCE, AND NEEDLESS TO SAY THE CAR WAS NOT ROAD WORTHY.....................IN FACT MY FRIEND SAID IT WAS THE WORST CAR HE'D EVER SEEN ON THE ROAD, HE SHOULD KNOW.......................HE'S A COP!!!!!!!!!!!!