Unpredictable!

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WIFE:> What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:> Definitely not!

WIFE:> Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:> Of course I do.

WIFE:> Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:> Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:> You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:> (makes audible groan).

WIFE:> Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:> Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:> Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:> Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:> Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:> Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE:> Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:> That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:> Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:> No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:> - - silence - -

HUSBAND:> F**k!!