Saturday, February 12, 2005

The Importance of Walking!

Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.


Blogger No_Newz said...

Is this an ode to Jack? :P
Lois Lane

12:24 AM  
Blogger riskybiz said...

Unfortunately, your grandmother has the right idea.
Being lazy is more fun and much easier.

12:58 AM  
Blogger Last Girl On Earth said...

This post is a hoot! I'm going to share it with my aerobic class on Monday!

Hey...Any friend of Lois's is a friend of mine! xo

8:39 AM  
Blogger Last Girl On Earth said...

Oh, forgot to mention, I was in Australia last summer with Cyndi Lauper. Played Melbourne, Syndey, Penrith & The Gold Coast. AMAZING!!! I loved it there. Can't wait to go back.

By the way, I've added you to my Blogroll. Hope that's OK. If you want to blogroll me, we can hang out!

8:43 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Lois~ LOL..good point i guess it is!

Risky ~ And cheaper!!

LGOE ~ WELCOME! Glad you loved Australia and we can't wait to have you back....i am about a 14 drive north of the Gold Coast!
Please Feel free to blogroll me...i have done the same :)

11:02 AM  
Blogger Zette said...

Too Funny! Thanks for the laughs before I head off to bed, after more than my usual share of walking today!

5:11 PM  

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