Mouths of Babes!

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my
house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,
would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat
and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!" By
now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if was kind
to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would
that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again. Again, they all answered,
"NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I
get into Heaven?"A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F****ING DEAD