Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Husbands For Sale

Astore that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas where a woman can go choose a husband from among many men.
The store has 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the floors.There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose from a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads : Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but i wonder what's further up"?
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads : Floor2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but i wonder what's further up"?
And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads : Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are very good looking. "Hmmmm better," she says. "But i wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads : Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework. "WOW!!" exclaims the woman, 'very tempting, what will i do, these men sound fantastic'. 'But, they must be even better further up!'
And again she heads up to the next floor.
The fifth floor sign reads : Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids are extremely good looking, do the housework and have a very strong romantic streak.
"OOOOHHH, mercy me!" But just think......what must be waiting on the 6th floor?"
And, on she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads : Floor 6- You are visitor number 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists soely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thankyou for shopping at Husband Mart, have a nice day!!

till next time, Michelle.


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