Why we Love Children

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead" she was informed. "How do you know it was dead"?, she asked the pupil. "Because i pissed in its ear and it didn't move", answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT"??!! The teacher exclaimed. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went "Psssst"!!! and it didn't move.

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