A Man and a Woman.......

You're A Man...And I'm A Woman...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It's a bad one.

Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends!"

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle ... my car is demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break! Surely God wants us to drink this wine to celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man.

The man opens it, drinks half the bottle and hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police..."